Mike Wallace scored an interview with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yesterday. Mahmoud accused the US of not wanting "to live side-by-side in peace with other nations," forcing milk to issue out of many American and Israeli noses.
Other excerpts from Mahmoud: "(George W. Bush) believes that his power emanates from his nuclear warhead arsenals."
Mahmoud needs to get a big lifted truck. That solves most penis-envy problems around my neighborhood, anyway.
"The time of the bomb is in the past, it's behind us. Today is the era of thoughts, dialogue and cultural exchanges."

More Israeli keyboards were ruined.