Squirrels have begun their assault.
Ok, this all goes back to when I was bit by one at the beach when I was 12. I had to get two gigantic shots, and one was *eernk!* right in the butt. I think the needle was as thick as a crayon, and about as sharp as one as well. That squirrel was just an initial testing of our defences, a scout, but this...
This is the full-scale assault.