I'd like to set the record straight on this dog issue. I see too many people out there with ugly dogs. You can expect teenage girls, the elderly, and women in matching track suits to have ugly dogs. This isn't an excuse, but at least it's a reason. If you are a person with one of the following dogs, shame on you.
By the way, you don't get a special pass for being good looking:
Nor do you get a special pass for being not-good-looking (I apologize for subjecting you to this photo):
Some general rules for ugly dogs: curly hair, super tiny, really long hair.
Handsome dogs (if you own one of these, be proud -- you have a real dog):
There are many more options on both sides, but this should serve as a good primer.